Bird Bruncher Gifts

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Welcome Spring.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy! Mummy Mummy, I want a puppy!'

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"It ain't easy, Doc. There's a lot of pier pressure."

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Oi, call the fire brigade, my foot's stuck.'

"Arthur, the bird's gone and done it again."

"Repeat after me..."

"That was the pet store, dear - they want to know if you've noticed any minor flashes of aggression in Joey since starting the steroid bird feed?"

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"Service."

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

The hummingbird's hum.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

Feathered frenzy

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

'Man, you totally passed out last night, so we marked on your head.'

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."