Bug Bruncher Gifts

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

Computer Expert

The Happiest Hen in Acle

Bottomless bowl of soup

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Entomology Reference

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

'Due to a programming error you have been erased.'

'How long did you try before calling?'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Drone Spray

Ladies who lunch.

Computer Virus

'Oh for God's sake just ignore it!'

'You should see a doctor. Maybe you have that West Nile thing.'

'Termites!'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'There's a gleam in his eye!'

"This reminds me of that time I said it was too humid and buggy to go on this hike."

Lady has a coffee break.

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

No fly zone

'There's a lot of bugs in these parts, so I suggest you wear your helmet from here on out.'

'Roger that...I'm taking the first clean shot I can get.'

"You'll see, not only will your appearance change, but so will your diet: Nectar is delicious!"

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

Tennis Player.

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Flight School.

'Wow, this computer virus is really something else!'