Liquid Bruncher Gifts

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Bottomless bowl of soup

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

All Day Deals!

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

When chooks fall on hard times...'poached, scrambled, boiled or fried?'

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

The only two things I never eat for breakfast are lunch and dinner.

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

"We’ve come to take your mother to brunch."

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

Yeah, but I hear she lays a mean Scotch egg.

Bet and Breakfast.

The Red Cat: Art/Dial a Mouse/The Early Bird.

"Soup of the day."