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'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Bottomless bowl of soup

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

'Flipping pancakes.' 'Waiting with a net.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

'Who took the cork out of my lunch?'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

All Day Deals!

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"Apologies for the delay. Your eggs Benedict should be up soon."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

When chooks fall on hard times...'poached, scrambled, boiled or fried?'

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

"We’ve come to take your mother to brunch."

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'

The Red Cat: Art/Dial a Mouse/The Early Bird.

"Soup of the day."

Bet and Breakfast.

"If I switched to decaf, I'd lose my edge around the water cooler."