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British Veto, Continent Isolated.

Welcome Spring.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Bottomless bowl of soup

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Ladies who lunch.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Lady has a coffee break.

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,

All day breakfast - 'What did you expect? It has been there all day!'

"Okay, but next time lunch is on me!"

'Following the referendum defeat, your breakfast will remain continental.'

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

"You're not suppose to spend all day eating it."

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

The Red Cat: Art/Dial a Mouse/The Early Bird.

Bet and Breakfast.

'What's the toast of the day?'

"The number one concern of all business is uncertainty. I'm pretty certain of that."

YUPPIEMEAL - $4.95, 'Brie, latte, and a bran muffin!'

'It's so nice to have breakfast on the balcony.'

"The special is eggs, bacon and toast? Do you know the definition of 'special?'"