Continent Bruncher T-Shirts

British Veto, Continent Isolated.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Welcome Spring.

The Happiest Hen in Acle

The Ladies Who Lurch.

Bottomless bowl of soup

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Ladies who lunch.

"With any entrée, you get unlimited access to the trough."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

Lady has a coffee break.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

The tin woodsman discovers the advantages of having no heart,

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'

All day breakfast - 'What did you expect? It has been there all day!'

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

"Okay, but next time lunch is on me!"

'Following the referendum defeat, your breakfast will remain continental.'

"These soldiers are going to need artillery support to get into this egg."

No, I can get slow, sick and weak at home

Mosquito 'restaurant' on a person's skin. Waiter asks 'Red or red?'

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

"You're not suppose to spend all day eating it."

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

'What's the toast of the day?'

The Red Cat: Art/Dial a Mouse/The Early Bird.

Bet and Breakfast.

"The number one concern of all business is uncertainty. I'm pretty certain of that."

"At least we can still be friends!"

YUPPIEMEAL - $4.95, 'Brie, latte, and a bran muffin!'