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The Red Cat: Art/Dial a Mouse/The Early Bird.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Reserved Parking

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

Shirker ant.

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"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."