Lazy Bruncher Pillows

The Red Cat: Art/Dial a Mouse/The Early Bird.

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Conservation Area

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"I'm having a pajama day."

'Congratulations Mr. Dumley, you have a lovely little thing...'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Fast Food Fly-Thru

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Reserved Parking

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Bird wife unhappy with the state of their birdhouse.

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"Honey, grab me a seal from the freezer will ya."

"Yes, I'm sitting here with my head in a cloud...that's where you stored the project!"

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

'Wakey-Wakey... Rise and shine!'

"His wife's still visiting her mother, so it looks like it's left over pizza for us...again!"

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

"We're watching your side of the room with growing fascination."