Lazy Diner Pillows

"His wife's still visiting her mother, so it looks like it's left over pizza for us...again!"

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"Fridge-to-table"

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'Inactive wear'

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

Shirker ant.

It's just a self-cleaning oven, Ernie --- You can't do dishes in it.

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

"I think my couch potatoes have evolved."

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."