Lazy Diner Pillows

"His wife's still visiting her mother, so it looks like it's left over pizza for us...again!"

LAY ZEE FUK

Soup of the month.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

Heimlich maneuver, Gastric bypass surgery, Liver transplant.

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"Fridge-to-table"

'I'll have the steak.' (Fish in tank start jumping for joy).

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

"I was supposed to rinse them first? So, you're telling me somebody designed a machine to wash dishes, but we're supposed to make sure we wash the dishes before we put them in the machine?"

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"I'm too lazy to chase cars. Thanks to phones, I now just track them."

"Yes, I'm still working on it."

"I'm sort of hesitant to remind him that his work-from-home days are over starting Monday."

"It's the naps you don't take that you regret the most."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

'Inactive wear'

"I think I'll sleep in tonight!"

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

"Fetch? You fetch it - you're nearer to it than I am."

Laundry baskets labelled 'pajamas' and 'not pajamas'.

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

A single man can be seen through the front window of the "ME Only Restaurant".

"I think my couch potatoes have evolved."

Sloth on a hammock.

"I'm not picky—whatever's wounded."