Balcony Bruncher T-Shirts

'It's so nice to have breakfast on the balcony.'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Welcome Spring.

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

Balcony hot air balloon.

'Man, the next hangover will kill me for sure... that's why I've decided to be drunk 24 hours a day!'

'Look out of the window and say 'ah'.'

'They say breakfast is the most important meal of the day, but I say it's lunch. If it were the other way around, I'd be dead by now, since I've been sleeping through breakfast for years.'

Balloon Washing Line

"I overestimated the amount of fun you can have on a balcony."

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

"You're in the upper, upper, UPPER balcony."

Bet and Breakfast.

The Red Cat: Art/Dial a Mouse/The Early Bird.

Men meeting on the roof for a crafty drink, away from the women

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

Balcony Rain

British Veto, Continent Isolated.

"It's great, I pay for ground floor tickets, but enjoy the equivalent of balcony view..."

"The eggs were fine but my name's not Benedict."

"I think I just felt the first snowflake of winter."

After 6,468 signatures, John was finally moved into quarantine - in a sound proof booth.

"Perhaps 'balcony billiards' isn't for you."