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Welcome Spring.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Full English Breakfast.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Great coffee, Carole."

The Happiest Hen in Acle

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

Lunch

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

Rabbits picknick

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Ladies who lunch.

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Lady has a coffee break.

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

Brunch for Cows

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

Full English? I'm full already, thanks.