Outdoor Brunchers Gifts

Welcome Spring.

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Full English Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The Happiest Hen in Acle

"Great coffee, Carole."

'We're losing the mid-morning market. Let's put a hamburger in a glazed donut and call it brunch.'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Lunch

"The early bird may get the worm, but the late bird gets delicious table scraps."

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Rabbits picknick

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

Ladies who lunch.

"I'll have the chicken or the eggs benedict—whichever of them comes first."

Lady has a coffee break.

Brunch for Cows

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

Bed and Lunch: For People Who Like To Sleep In

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

'Eggs Benedict. . . Aren't we feeling 1% this morning?!'

'It really is nice to eat out once in a while!'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

"I think you'd be surprised by how simple this avocado toast recipe is."

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."