Outdoor Luncher Gifts

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Welcome Spring.

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Sunbathing in the park

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Prosecco Peacock

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Behind Every Stupid Man

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'New Barbeque.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

"How?"

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Rabbits picknick

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

Man sleeps beside 'do not disturb' sign as an alligator sneaks up on him.