Outdoor Luncher Gifts

"Look out, here come the vultures."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Welcome Spring.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Your expense account ain't what it used to be. There's not enough money on your card to cover the $5.35."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Sunbathing in the park

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"...Stop complaining if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The Martini is invented.

Prosecco Peacock

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Typical it's cloudy all week, the the weekend arrives and it's too sunny to do any gardening.'

Behind Every Stupid Man

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"You can migrate without me - I'm staying here this year."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'New Barbeque.'

"Look at this - we're trying to merge with some of our acquisitions, and we're trying to acquire some of our mergers."

Office Canteen: 'Getting in a consultant is win-win for us... we'll get the credit if it's a success - but, if it all goes wrong, we've got someone else to blame!'

"How?"

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Rabbits picknick