Outdoor Eater Gifts

'Who wants to go on a picnic?'

"Nothing says summer like mayonnaise-based salads congealing in the heat."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Sausages.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Ode to a Grill

Holiday Supplies

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"You like yours well done, right?"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Prosecco Peacock

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

The Martini is invented.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

The Camp, Pt. 1

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."