Outdoor Dining Gifts

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Man sitting outside 'Brasserie' gets trumpet played in ear

'I need two franks, three wieners and one hot dog.'

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'Could we go back to popcorn?... Peanut butter sticks to the roof of our beaks.'

Man on sidewalk cafe having coffee, it's raining and he's sitting on the table under the umbrella.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Lobster hot tub.

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

'That's a tidy one.'

Bird table canteen.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'New Barbeque.'

'Next time, eat your chili outside!'

"Ah, here comes the caterer."

'What a beautiful balcony! How's the view?'

'Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'I didn't order garlic bread!'

"Finally we can sit outside and not have to worry about all that cigarette smoke!"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Prosecco Peacock

"I ain't particular, but are you sure a '71 claret is the right choice for these here beans?"

Peacock with feathers reading 'Posh picnic'

"Look out, here come the vultures."

"What's the special occasion?"

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

"And we now offer curbside dining."

The last hot dog of summer.

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

"I brought takeout menus."

Royal Picnic