Outdoor Dining Dreamers Gifts

'I love coming home from work in summer, knowing I still have a long, warm evening in front of me. . . why is my house draining??'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Holiday Supplies

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Prosecco Peacock

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'New Barbeque.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

Rabbits picknick

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Man roasting steaks on the grill

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"This is a terrible table!"

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)