Outdoor Dining Dreamers Gifts

'I love coming home from work in summer, knowing I still have a long, warm evening in front of me. . . why is my house draining??'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Holiday Supplies

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Prosecco Peacock

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'New Barbeque.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Rabbits picknick

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

Man roasting steaks on the grill

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"This is a terrible table!"

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"