Outdoor Dining Seeker Gifts

"This is a terrible table!"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Holiday Supplies

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Prosecco Peacock

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'New Barbeque.'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Rabbits picknick

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Man roasting steaks on the grill

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.