Outdoor Dining Adventurer Gifts

'It was your bright idea to eat out!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Prosecco Peacock

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'How was the squid?'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'New Barbeque.'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"A table in Siberia, please."

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Roadkill Restaurant

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'Your bill sir.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"

"This is a terrible table!"