Outdoor Dining Adventurer Prints

'It was your bright idea to eat out!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Prosecco Peacock

The Martini is invented.

"Your mother texted us that you're not getting enough to eat, so I brought you twice what you ordered."

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

"Waiter... my entrée fell over."

'How was the squid?'

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"A table in Siberia, please."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'New Barbeque.'

"Ignore the screams, sir. I'll get a new fork."

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'Your bill sir.'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Roadkill Restaurant

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"Is this the wine you selected at random?"