Outdoor Dining Lover Gifts

"You're not supposed to eat the bay leaf."

'I thought we were going to dine with Al Frasco!'

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

"They've opened a new alfresco wine bar in town! Let's go wine-tasting by stinging a few patrons..."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Holiday Supplies

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Prosecco Peacock

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

The Martini is invented.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'New Barbeque.'

Rabbits picknick

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Man roasting steaks on the grill

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'