Outdoor Dining Admirer Gifts

"Look honey, it's Al Fresco."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Conservation Area

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Prosecco Peacock

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Rating the Sunset

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'New Barbeque.'

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Rabbits picknick

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'