Outdoor Dining Admirer Gifts

"Look honey, it's Al Fresco."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Conservation Area

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Prosecco Peacock

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'New Barbeque.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Rabbits picknick

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'Tonight's menu is bound in Moroccan leather, with a touch of Flemish calligraphy on hand made paper.'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'