Outdoor Dining Explorer Gifts

Camp Menu - What Adults like verses what Scouts Like

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Trail mix?"

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The Golfing Accident

Pointing.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."