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"You're not supposed to eat the bay leaf."

'I thought we were going to dine with Al Frasco!'

Old lady feeding birds at a dining table in park.

"Sorry, sir, our smoking section is out in the parking lot. We'll be happy to serve you out there."

"They've opened a new alfresco wine bar in town! Let's go wine-tasting by stinging a few patrons..."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Holiday Supplies

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Prosecco Peacock

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

The Camp, Pt. 1

'New Barbeque.'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

Rabbits picknick

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Man roasting steaks on the grill

When Dinosaurs Roamed the Restaurants

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'