Outdoor Dinner Enthusiast T-Shirts

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Holiday Supplies

Prosecco Peacock

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The Camp, Pt. 1

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

'New Barbeque.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Man roasting steaks on the grill

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"This is a terrible table!"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

Royal Picnic

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

Dog BBQ

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'