Outdoor Dining Aficionado T-Shirts

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again!'

"Let's see, now, that's cappuccino, cappuccino, cappuccino, and cappuccino—right?"

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

'Percy comes on all our picnics. Saves bringing a hamper!'

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

"Who ordered the fresh honey?"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Holiday Supplies

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Prosecco Peacock

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

The Martini is invented.

"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Barbecue with man, cat and dog.

The Camp, Pt. 1

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'New Barbeque.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'What's a picnic without ants?'

'This Chardonnay is so over-oaked, it comes with a 2-year service contract from Terminix.'

Man roasting steaks on the grill

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"This is a terrible table!"

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

Abundance of Caution

Picnic Under the Apple Tree

'We'll try this Darling...' (Picnic Security)

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!