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A man is trying to use a barbecue. He is reading a magazine about how to BBQ.

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

'Bad language only thing in common with Gordon Ramsay.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Duck Hunt

Sausages.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Tallyho!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Holiday Supplies

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Come and get it!"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'