Outdoor Cooking Aficionado Pillows

A man is trying to use a barbecue. He is reading a magazine about how to BBQ.

FBI Agents Discuss Grilling Techniques

'Bad language only thing in common with Gordon Ramsay.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Bring your own inflatable.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Duck Hunt

Sausages.

"Tallyho!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

His New Grillfriend

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Holiday Supplies

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

"Come and get it!"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'