Outdoor Grilling Enthusiast Pillows

Reality Show Host

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

Bike Rides

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'