Outdoor Grilling Enthusiast Gifts

Reality Show Host

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"It's such a lovely day!"

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

Fishing sign.

'More bubbles!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The Brothers Grime

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"