Outdoor Cooking Enthusiast Gifts

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Thanks for coming to my barbecue."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

Bring your own inflatable.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Sausages.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

His New Grillfriend

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Holiday Supplies

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Come and get it!"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Come and get it!'