Outdoor Cooking Enthusiast Pillows

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Thanks for coming to my barbecue."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

Bring your own inflatable.

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Sausages.

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

His New Grillfriend

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"He was WOK-ing in a winter wonderland."

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'