Backyard Grilling Enthusiast Gifts

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

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"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Barbeque Casualty.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Filet minion

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

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"You like yours well done, right?"

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Come and get it!"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."

'Come and get it!'

You'll be the centre of attention for a job well done!

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.