Backyard Barbeque Enthusiast Gifts

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Steak Ted?'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"I've just barbecued my head again."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

Filet minion

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

His New Grillfriend

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.