Backyard Barbecue Gifts

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

Barbecue Fetch

"Well-done coming right up."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Shall I phone the fire brigade yet."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"...Bug bites, barbecue and lawn mower...and you?"

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!