Backyard Barbecuer Gifts

Grills Gone Wild.

"We've built on their ancestral moonshining grounds."

Dang, they fell through again – Maybe I should mash the worms into a patty. Peck the Cook.

"This one came prepared. He brought a grill."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

Filet minion

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

His New Grillfriend

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Ode to a Grill

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Come and get it!"

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'