Backyard Barbecuer Gifts

"We've built on their ancestral moonshining grounds."

"This one came prepared. He brought a grill."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

His New Grillfriend

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Filet minion

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Ode to a Grill

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Come and get it!"

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'There's nothing like roughing it in the woods to make a man feel alive!'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'