Backyard Barbecue King Gifts

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"Gavin is a bit conflicted when it comes to barbecuing."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Barbeque Casualty.

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'Propane ran out.'

Genie Barbecue.

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

Barbecue Fetch

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

"It's only the Ericksons, so why don't you just use the recalled hamburger meat."

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."

"Dumb ass, huh! Well there's more than one way to grill a thick sausage."

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'