Backyard Bbq Boss Gifts

"He looks so natural."

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Barbeque Casualty.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Ode to a Grill

Aprons

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Good timing, Pal, good timing.'

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Don't let him get to you. I'm sure there are lots of people you didn't invite."

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

'Propane ran out.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Barbecue Fetch

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"Honestly, all three of them were mistakes."

"Don't look so worried, son...despite what your mother thinks I can grill burgers perfectly fine."

'I told you that chicken wasn't cooked!'

This could be a whole new look for you, Harold!

"The moment we met, I knew he was the man I'd settle for."