Bbq Boss Gifts

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Go ahead, finish your beer."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

I'm the Chef

FRYER'S ROAST...'They say too many cooks spoil the broth...tonight, we're just cooking one of them...but, seriously, folks...we are really cookin' one of them.'

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Desert Island BBQ

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

Aprons

Burnt or Raw?

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Licensed to grill.

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."