Bbq Boss Gifts

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Go ahead, finish your beer."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

I'm the Chef

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Desert Island BBQ

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Ode to a Grill

Aprons

Burnt or Raw?

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

'Do you want us to wait till the meat is completely burned or can we call the pizza service right now?'

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'Bar-B-Q lit yet?'

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

Finally there is the right product for real men!"

"Which do I enjoy more. . . the grillin' or the chillin'?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Pretty good dog, huh, Larry?"

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."