Bbq Master Gifts

No intelligent life to speak of, but great for a barbecue!

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Celebrating 'Earth Day' in Arandia X-7. A theory about why they keep abducting cows.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Counting ribs

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

Desert Island BBQ

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

Barbeque Casualty.

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Filet minion

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

His New Grillfriend