Bbq Wizard Gifts

"Every Halloween barbeque he goes way over the top."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Lady of the Cake.

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Domestic Goddess.

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

Filet minion

Ode to a Grill

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Burnt or Raw?

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"You like yours well done, right?"

Cake Friday!

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

The Perfect Foil

'My brother's a proper cook - he's come as a witness'

"Come and get it!"

'Cooking'

Witch's Brew.

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'