Bbq Strategist Gifts

'We only have a five minute window, everything has to be time to the last second.'

"How can you be out of wings?"

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

Big Tex Silver Saddle Restaurant advertises 'BBQ, $10, Chatter in a Vanishing Regional Dialect $1.00 Extra.'

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Steak Ted?'

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

His New Grillfriend

Barbeque Casualty.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

"You like yours well done, right?"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"Come and get it!"

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"Gerald converted the barbecue grill to natural gas."