Breakfast Strategist Gifts

'A simple 'I like mine hard boiled' would have done!'

Chez Nous Menu

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"No thanks, I brought my lunch."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Making healthy eating bearable.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

'Bring me the Wimbish report and a short worm, Ms Perkins, no time for lunch today.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

"Guac-A-Mole"

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'