Breakfast Visionary Gifts

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Power breakfast.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Breakfast surreal.

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

Starving Philosophy student grappling with the question of the toast in the machine.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

F&E Diner. You asked for a hot breakfast, so I put some jalapenos on your corn flakes!

Punkcakes

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Adam with big leaf "In your dreams"

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

"None of this news seems 'fit to print' to me!"

'Sometimes I think you don't listen to a word I say!'

Signs your breakfast is trying to kill you.

Curry for Breakfast.

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

"Remember, never put all your eggs into one omelet."

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'

French-America Cuisine: Corn Flake Flambe!

Man in pyjamas walks into cereal cafe

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

Fatalism and the Seeds of Doubt