Breakfast Dreamer Gifts

"Do I smell eggs, pork chops, toasted bread and cafe con leche?"

Counting ribs

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

Today's special... donuts.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Baking

Breakfast surreal.

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Everything opens up as a new day begins.

'Is this the new product?' - 'Yes, a rocket filled with cornflakes.'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Dogs and Cake

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Baking

' Well..She did it to me again.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

Dutch Apple Core Pie .

Ice Cream.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Bedtime Reading

The 12 Snacks of Christmas

You're too late. Someone else already seized the day.

"I'm telling you...the more we hang-out on land, the sooner we can evolve into shark people."

'The pilgrim kids had corn pudding. We have pumpkin pie. I guess parents have always tried to pass vegetables off as dessert.'

'Did you know that cereal is the only thing with a prize in it?!'