Cafe Dreamer Gifts

'No, wait, that's not a bad idea! Put in a starbucks.'

"Crumble an empire on that!"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Could we be getting a little too museum-quality?"

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

Chocs away.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Sleeping Beauty.

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Angel Music