Cafe Dreamers Gifts

"The coffee is lousy. But the atmosphere..."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Today's special... donuts.

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Home Sweet Home

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Chocs away.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Here's your dessert. A guilt counselor iss standing by to help you once you calculate how many calories you've consumed."

"FREEDOM!!!"

Breakfast surreal.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Dogs and Cake

"Sad really. He's scared of heights."

The architecture was inspired by watching 'Grand Designs' on TV

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

Do-over

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'What sets pastry school apart is, you have to get a job right away, to pay for a new wardrobe.'

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Giraffe's Ice-cream.

Baking