Band Dreamers Gifts

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'