Band Dreamers T-Shirts

Did I hear you correctly? You wish your stupid band, The Fusstones, could attract groupies? Did I say "groupies"? I meant to say "groupers." We love fish.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Home Sweet Home

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Rainbow Quartet

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Zorro as a child.

Learn to play the violin in one weekend - 'This isn't working! It's Saturday evening already and I've only got as far as holding it properly...'

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid