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"Sleep tight and dream of me."

"You said to dress for the job you want. I want to be at home in bed, supported by universal basic income."

'Quit chasing your dreams.'

"What's my motivation?"

"What do you want to do today when you grow up?"

"Unless you plan on being an astronomer, I suggest more paying attention and less staring into space."

"Well, to be perfectly honest, the dream of every gander is to marry a goose that lays golden eggs..."

Research -Development - Wishful Thinking

Balloons carrying children away.

Poor Man Who Thinks Big...

Fly dreams

'What's on your bucket list?'

Skunk dreaming.

'NOW I found out I could have been a rock star!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"If I won the lottery, I'd sit around all day doing nothing!"

"Multiply."

"In my next life I hope to be a premiership footballer."

"Yeah, you were Tolkein in your sleep. . ."

Home Sweet Home

"I don't know what to believe anymore..."

The genie is out of the bottle!

"So, how are you getting on with your plans to take the world by storm?"

"Hurry! Make a wish!"

"Excuse me, sir - do you have a minute to listen to the dream I had last night?"

The Faith-Based Family

Wishing Well

World peace day

Well, those election results certainly surprised me. Me too, little buddy. But that's because when I went to sleep last night, I had a dream … that Robert F. Kennedy had lived, he appointed Carl Sagan as science advisor and head of NASA, Sagan took us to Mars in 1991, and Donald Trump spent the rest of his days founding casinos and selling real estate degrees on the red planet. Meanwhile, in the 2016 election, Martin Luther King Jr. narrowly defeated Sonny Bono. I just meant I'd forgotten we wer

Hey Darlene, have you ever sued anyone for libel? Not yet. But it is on my bucket list. I've scheduled if for January 19th, 2032. Right after "visit Machu Picchu" and right before "renovate and flip a house." I firmly believe in planning ahead. I've got everything mapped out. Go ahead, try me. March 1st, 2075. Reincarnate as a level-24 mature soul.

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"It's time to give up the cheese dream, Bryan. My parents bought us a hole in the wall in Jersey full of bird seed and breadcrumbs."

At the flies' bar: 'When I was a young maggot, I dreamed of becoming an Airbus!'

'Dream House Only $89,000 ... Move in and dream of something better.'

"FREEDOM!!!"