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The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

Dame Edna Sitwell

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but you have a tentative offer from Burma-Shave.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Home Sweet Home

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Quantum Psychic

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

'Romeo and Julietta'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

The toothfairy

Accountant Manqué

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

Don Quichotte

Heaven

A Poet

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."