Literary Dreamers Pillows

Alice in Wonderland - Duchess Nursing a Baby

'Nothing from the Nobel Committee or the National Endowment for the Arts, but you have a tentative offer from Burma-Shave.

Bookworm Sleepover

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Quantum Psychic

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

'Romeo and Julietta'

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The Plinth Wedding Planner Co.

'I can't promise you a best seller but I can give you fifteen minutes of fame.'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

The toothfairy

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Accountant Manqué

"Not now. I'm working on my children's book."

Heaven

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

Don Quichotte

"FREEDOM!!!"

A Poet

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

"Would you mind taking a look at this collection of my poems? Your opinion would mean a lot."

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'